The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- The broadcast shows Murray on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Murray throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
78%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Murray drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.