The Intentional Grounding Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Murray gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
90%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Murray, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.