The Hamstring Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Murray sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Murray's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.