The Hamstring Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
76%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Murray's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Justin Jefferson
- Joe Burrow
- Jayden Daniels
- Caleb Williams
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
- Brock Purdy
FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.