The Sideline-Scold Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Ref: "Number Murray, that's a flag." Murray: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
79%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Murray scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.