The Sideline-Scold Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- A mysterious flag erases Murray's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Murray's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.