The Pick-Six Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Murray slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
78%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Murray, Murray, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.