The Sack Spiral Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Murray will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
92%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Murray, Murray, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.