The Checkdown Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Murray is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Murray drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.