The Hamstring Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
81%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Murray drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.