The Kneel-Down Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
86%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Murray's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.