The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Murray will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
78%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Murray scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.