The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Murray finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
82%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Murray's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.