The Bad Snap Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
91%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Murray drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.