The Hamstring Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Murray is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Murray scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.