The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Murray sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Murray's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.