The Sideline-Scold Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- A mysterious flag erases Murray's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Murray scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.