The Checkdown Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Murray: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Murray is already "Doubtful" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
89%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Murray scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.