The Late Scratch Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Every deep ball Murray throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
76%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Murray's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.