The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Murray, the end zone is a rumor.
- A mysterious flag erases Murray's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
81%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Murray, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.