The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
82%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Murray's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.