The Pick-Six Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Every deep ball Murray throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
89%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Murray drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.