The Sideline-Scold Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Murray's stadium. Only over Murray.
- Murray is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Murray's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.