The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Every deep ball Murray throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Murray's stadium. Only over Murray.
91%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Murray drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.