The Sideline-Scold Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“The broadcast shows Murray on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Garbage time arrives early for Murray: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
74%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Murray's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.