The Intentional Grounding Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Murray gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Murray scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.