The Pick-Six Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Murray, the end zone is a rumor.
74%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Murray's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.