The Late Scratch Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Williams's stadium. Only over Williams.
87%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Williams drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.