The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Williams's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
72%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Williams's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.