The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Williams finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Williams, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.