The Garbage-Time Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Williams gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
77%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Williams drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.