The Fumble Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Williams will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Williams scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.