The Late Scratch Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Williams gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
79%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Williams scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.