The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Williams's stadium. Only over Williams.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Williams drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.