The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Williams's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Williams gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Williams gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
74%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Williams's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.