The Garbage-Time Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Williams gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
80%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Williams drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.