The Stuffed Run Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Williams's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Williams's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
90%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Williams drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.