The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Williams tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Williams, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.