The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Williams gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Williams will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
81%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Williams's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.