The Hamstring Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“The broadcast shows Williams on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Williams rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
78%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Williams drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.