The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Williams gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Williams will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
80%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Williams, Williams, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.