The Garbage-Time Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Williams gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Williams's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.