The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Williams's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
72%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Williams scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.