The Hamstring Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Williams gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
89%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Williams scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.