The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Williams gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Williams, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.