The Fumble Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Williams gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Williams finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Williams, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.