The Garbage-Time Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- A mysterious flag erases Williams's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Coach says Williams is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
87%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Williams scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.