The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
89%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Williams's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.