The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Williams's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Williams gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
76%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Williams's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.