The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Williams's stadium. Only over Williams.
- Williams rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
89%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Williams's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.